Owen Valentine

9 Months

I guess life’s kinda got in the way of this blog. More soon, maybe. :P

The Twelfth Day of Sysmas

On the twelfth day of Sysmas, my users gave to me:

  • Twelve servers humming
  • Eleven phones a-ringing
  • Ten websites crashing
  • Nine ancients faxing
  • Eight screens a-flashing
  • Seven printers jamming
  • Six speakers flaking
  • Five timed-out pings
  • Four bouncing mails
  • Three dead mice
  • Two caps locks on
  • And a lunch at the Wimpy!

The Eleventh Day of Sysmas

On the eleventh day of Sysmas, my users gave to me:

  • Eleven phones a-ringing
  • Ten websites crashing
  • Nine ancients faxing
  • Eight screens a-flashing
  • Seven printers jamming
  • Six speakers flaking
  • Five timed-out pings
  • Four bouncing mails
  • Three dead mice
  • Two caps locks on
  • And a lump of shadow IT

The Tenth Day of Sysmas

On the tenth day of Sysmas, my users gave to me:

  • Ten websites crashing
  • Nine ancients faxing
  • Eight screens a-flashing
  • Seven printers jamming
  • Six speakers flaking
  • Five timed-out pings
  • Four bouncing mails
  • Three dead mice
  • Two caps locks on
  • And a lump of shadow IT